CHANGE THE PRESIDENT, CHANGE
THE PLANE.
A NEW POLITICO REPORT REVEALING
THE PRESIDENT IS MAKING
SOME CHANGES TO HOW HE BOARDS.
AIR FORCE ONE SAYS TWO ADVISERS
PRIVATELY ACKNOWLEDGE AN
INTENTIONAL TO STEER THE 80
AR OLD PRESIDENT TO THE LOWER
STAIRS, MORE OFTEN TO MAKE
HIS TRAVEL EASIER.
>> JIMMY FALLON CHATS
AMERICA ON RADIO FOX NATION
AND JOINS US NOW.
>> HE'S TAKING THE ROAD
LESS TRAVELED THE LOWER STAIRS.
>> IS HE EVER?
ALTHOUGH I DO THINK WE BURIED
THE LEAD HERE WHICH IS THAT
I'M HOSTING FOX NEWS SATURDAY
NIGHT AT TEN OH BRAVO.
>> ONE OF THE REASONS BIDEN'S
TAKING THE LOW STAIRS IS TO
GET TO THE TVS SET ON AIR FORCE
ONE A LITTLE BIT QUICKER,
SAFELY.
BUT YES, IF YOU TUNE IN AT TEN.
ALL RIGHT.
LET TELL YOU WHY THIS IS A
PROBLEM.
>> OKAY.
THEY'RE CLEARLY BUMPER BOWLING
FOR THIS PRESIDENT NOW.
OKAY.
AND THE PROBLEM WITH BUMPER
BOWLING IS YOU TAKE YOUR KIDS
BUMPER BOWLING AND YOU PUT UP
A BUMPER ON THE RIGHT IN
THE LEFT.
SO THEY GET IT IN THE GUTTER
AND EVERYBODY LEAVES WITH A
LITTLE MORE SELF-ESTEEM.
BUT IN THE BOWLING ALLEY CAN
SEE THE BUMPERS.
IN THIS CASE, THE WORLD CAN SEE
THE BUMPERS.
WE'VE BEEN WATCHING AN
AMERICAN GO UP THE STAIRS OF
AIR FORCE ONE FOR AS LONG
AS THERE BEEN AVIATION.
THEY'VE ALWAYS BEEN THE HIGH
STAIRS.
OKAY.
SO AGAIN, THIS IS BACK TO A
POINT NOT ABOUT HIS AGE, BUT
ABOUT HIS CONDITION.
>> OKAY.
>> HAVE SET UP THE BUMPERS
AND HE IS STILL THROWING.
THE MIDDLE CLASS IS BUILDING
THE MIDDLE CLASS.
THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND'S BEEN
RESURRECTED SOMEHOW.
>> THIS HAS BEEN A VERY
EVENTFUL YEAR OF THE BIDEN
SEASON, BUT IT AIN'T A GOOD
YEAR TO BE REALISTIC.
CORN POP WAS THE MOST LUCID
THING HE HAS SAID OVER
THE COURSE.
WELL, HE PEAKED IN CORN POP HIT
PEAK THAT ALL MEN ARE CREATED
GO.
YOU KNOW THE THING THAT WAS
THE GREATEST HITS ALBUM.
>> I ALSO THINK THAT
IT'S INTERESTING THAT TWO OF
HIS ADVISERS TOLD THIS
TO POLITICO AND ALSO SO THAT
HE'S GOING TO BE WEARING
SNEAKERS MORE THAN DRESS SHOES
BECAUSE AGAIN YOU KNOW
HE'S GETTING OLDER.
SO HE NEEDS TO BE
MORE SUREFOOTED.
ADVISERS ARE SUPPOSED TO MAKE
THE PRESIDENT LOOK GOOD.
>> SO THEY REALLY DID HIM DIRTY
HERE REALLY QUICKLY.
JUST SAY, YOU KNOW, OKAY, WHEN
YOUR BEAUTIFUL CHILD IS OLD
ENOUGH TO BOWL, OKAY, IF YOU DO
GO BUMPER BOWLING, YOU'RE GOING
TO NOTICE ALL THE DADS IN
THE BOWLING ALLEY LIKE 9 A.M.
ON A SATURDAY.
ONCE A WHILE, SNEAK IN
A QUICKIE FROM A FLASK BECAUSE
BUMPER BOWLING IS UNBEARABLE.
HOW WOULD YOU IMAGINE
FOUR YEARS OF WATCHING BUMPER
BOWLING?
BUT IT'S THE PRESIDENT OF
THE UNITED STATES AND LITERALLY
THROWING THE BALL WITH TWO
HANDS.
NOW, SPEAKING OF UNBEARABLE,
THE LADIESF THE VIEW SHARE
THEIR THOUGHTS ON JASON
ALDEAN'S NEW TRY THAT IN
A SMALL TOWN.
HE HAS TO UNDERSTAND THAT
THE BIG CITIES ARE SUPPORTING
THE SMALL TOWNS.
YOU JUST HAVE TO REALIZE THAT
WHEN YOU MAKE IT ABOUT
BLACK LIVES MATTER.
PEOPLE KIND OF SAY, WELL, ARE
YOU ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
BLACK PEOPLE?
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
HERE?
DON'T TELL ME THAT HE
KNEW NOTHING ABOUT WHAT THAT
IMAGERY HE WHAT HE.
SO I DON'T GIVE HIM THE PEN.
I'M SINGING ALONG WITH HIM
MORE.
>> KEEP.
>> NOW, LISTEN.
WE BEG ON THE VIEW.
IT IS THE HIGHEST STREAMING
SHOW IN GUANTANAMO BAY, OKAY?
YOU CAN'T WATERBOARD ANYMORE.
SO THEY'RE.
>> YOU CONFESS.
WHO PUT ON JOY?
WHICH OF THOSE THREE WAS
THE MOST RIDICULOUS?
THE ELITIST COMMENT ABOUT
THE BIG CITIES HELPING
THE SMALL TOWNS IN?
NO WAY.
THAT WAS THE MOST ELITIST THING
OUT OF MY LITTLE ELIST,
RIDICULOUS THING.
I'VE EVER HEARD, NUMBER ONE.
NUMBER TWO, WHAT IS THE LEFT
DOING IN THE LAST TWO WEEKS IF
WE'VE KEPT SCORE?
YESTERDAY THEY CAME OUT
AND SLAMMED WHAT PEOPLE
WHO WANT TO END LAWLESSNESS IN
THE STREETS.
OKAY, LAWLESS THAT'S WHICH
AFFECTS ALL OF US.
BUT IF YOU'RE GOING TO TALK
ABOUT RACISM, IT
DISPROPORTIONATELY AFFECTS
BLACK COMMUNITIES MORE THAN
ANYBODY.
SO HIM SAYING AND THE LOOTING
AND RIOTING ISN'T LIKE A GIFT
TO THE WHITE GUY.
IT'S A GIFT TO EVERYBODY.
TO BE CLEAR.
OKAY.
WHAT DO THEY COME OUT AGAINST
THE WEEK BEFORE?
ARE YOU BELIEVE THESE
PEOPLE THAT WANT TO STOP
SEX TRAFFICKING?
WHAT'S UP WITH THIS MOVIE?
I'M LIKE, THEY'RE GOING TO COME
OUT AGAINST PUPPIES NEXT.
LIKE, IT'S REALLY WEIRD.
I DON'T THINK THEY HEAR
THEMSELVES.
YEAH.
AND JASON ALDEAN IS JUST
LAUGHING ALL THE WAY TO.
GOOD FOR HIM.
WHAT NOW THAT FUNNY.
>> WE
>> Carley: SHARKS MIGHT BE
ADDICTED TO COCAINE BECAUSE OF
THE LEVEL OF DRUGS BEING DUMPED
IN THE OCEAN.
LISTEN TO THIS.
>> IF THE APEX PREDATOR OF THE
FLORIDA KEYS ARE GETTING HIGH ON
COCAINE IN SHARKS?
>> WE WERE LOOKING FOR BEHAVIOR
THAT WOULD SUGGEST PREVIOUS
ENCOUNTERS WITH COCAINE,
BEHAVIORS THAT SHOW SHARKS NOT
ACTING NORMALLY.
>> THIS EXPLAINS INCREASED
PRESENCE OF SHARKS NEAR THE
WHITE HOUSE.
COCAINE IS A PARTY DRUG, THEY
WILL NOT WIND UP ATTACKING US,
THIS WILL BE A FILM CALLED
"GRINDING NEMO."
>> Todd: SEE YOUR SHARK AT THE
WHITE HOUSE, THE SOUND BITE
MENTIONED BEHAVIORS, WHAT KIND
OF BEHAVIOR?
LOBBYING BURISMA.
WHAT KIND OF BEHAVIOR SHOULD WE
EXPECT?
>> HOW FUNNY, MAN.
THERE IS CLEARLY SOMETHING
BA99AS GOING ON.
>> Carley: COCAINE BEAR ISSUE
THE MOVIE AND NOW COCAINE
SHARKS, THERE IS SHARK-NADO,
SOMETHING IS HAPPENING AND IT IS
TERRIFYING.
>> Todd: CARLEY HAS A LOT TO SAY
ABOUT SHARKS.
>> Carley: I'M NEVER GOING IN
THE OCEAN, THAT IS WHERE SHARKS
LIVE, I WILL STAY OUT.
>> WHEN I GET IN A
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